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ANYTHING GOES
SIXTY PERCENT OF THE WORLD'S OCEANS EXIST OUTSIDE ANY SINGLE NATION'S JURISDICTION. INTERNATIONAL LAWS AND TREATIES ARE NONBINDING AND UNENFORCEABLE. IN OTHER WORDS, YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH JUST ABOUT ANYTHING IN THE WILDERNESS OF THE HIGH SEAS.

Test nuclear bombs
like the French military did off the coast of Tahiti in 1996.

Bury human and cremated remains
as the city of Shanghai does to resolve the problem of diminishing plot availability and a growing population.

Dispense RU-486
on the Sea of Change, a ship that travels to the coasts of countries such as Ireland and Poland, where abortion is illegal.



Photo by Reg Speller/Fox Photos/Getty Images
Manufacture copies of stolen music CDs and movies like Jackie Chan's recent movie The Tuxedo, reproduced on ships running the busy Malacca Straits between Malaysia and Indonesia.

Overfish bigeye tuna
from the Atlantic Ocean off West Africa, depleting supplies for local fishermen

Dump stuff
such as ships, airplanes, oil rigs, etc., as the Russians did in 2001 with the Space Station Mir, once home to over 100 cosmonauts and astronauts, when they navigated the 15-year-old structure out of orbit into its final rest in a “spaceship graveyard” between Chile and New Zealand.
Be a pirate
like the 11 armed bandits who hijacked the Alondra Rainbow— a 370-foot Japanese-owned freighter flying a Panamanian flag that was carrying US$10 million in aluminum ingots from Sumatra to Japan—set its crew adrift, repainted the ship, and renamed her The Mega Rama. (They were caught three weeks later by the Indian Navy.)

Kill yourself
with the help of controversial Australian doctor Philip Nitschke, who is planning a floating euthanasia clinic for terminally ill patients.   

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